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Man Achieves Full Mindfulness During Performance Review by Dissociating Entirely

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Man Achieves Full Mindfulness During Performance Review by Dissociating Entirely

During a routine performance review, data analyst Kyle Freemont achieved full mindfulness by completely dissociating from his body. Witnesses report calm silence; Kyle recalls astral projection. The result? A groundbreaking new wellness trend: Performance-Induced Dissociation. Side effects include enlightenment, detachment, and potential unemployment. Synergy never sounded so… floaty. Embrace the new the out-of-body experience taking the world of modern professionals by storm.

by Marcus Reid

Mon Jun 02 2025

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